Well. Tonight’s blog was all typed up and ready to publish when suddenly, the Sleep Thief decided he didn’t like what I’d written about him.

One kick and my laptop hit the floor.

“Phew”, I thought, “it survived.”

“Pah, Mummy Servant. Your celebration shall be short lived!”

Another kick, stool hits laptop.

Laptop dies.

Today’s blog is brought to you by the letters “F” and “C” and by the number for the house insurance company.